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zooeyclairedeschanel:

zooeyclairedeschanel:

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is it just me or did cole sprouse lowkey acknowledge my tumblr post

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How to Catch a Cheating Partner

beben-eleben:

Changing Behavior 

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Do you suspect your spouse might be cheating on you? Here are several ways you can get the proof you need to know the truth!

First of all, there are many signs that indicate that a spouse may be cheating, the biggest of which is a change in behavior. Some signs to look out for are:

  • Staying late at work often
  • Change in appearance, usually for the better
  • Distancing themselves from you
  • Disinterest in sex
  • Increasing hostility

More Loving 

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In rare occasions, an odd thing happens with cheaters and they actually begin to act more loving towards their spouse. Sometimes it is out of guilt and sometimes it is in an effort to deflect suspicion. Whatever the reason, if you feel your spouse may be cheating, don’t be thrown off the scent if they suddenly start buying you gifts and showering you with compliments. That may just be another sign of guilt, not innocence.

Don’t Act Suspicious 

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If you truly suspect your spouse of cheating, the first thing you need to do is not act suspicious until you are ready to confront them. If you start acting suspicious, you will alert them to the fact that you are onto them and they will start to get sneakier and hide their activity better and it will be harder to catch them in the act. So, as hard as it will be, do your best to act as if everything is completely normal.

Baby Monitor 

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If your spouse is constantly taking calls in another room and saying they are for work or a friend is having problems, but then they are conspicuously whispering, you can try to listen in with a hidden baby monitor. This is easier of course if you have a baby in the house but even if you don’t you can buy one and hide one in the room they usually go to. Just be sure to disguise it well so it isn’t seen and test it to make sure it picks up low sounds.

Hidden Recorder

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Another way to listen in to your spouses secret phone conversations is to buy an audio recorder. They even make some that are sound activated. That way you will have actual evidence to show them rather than just your word.

You could also install a hidden camera if you think they are bringing someone to the house for illicit activities while you are away. They make hidden cameras that are quite small and easy to hide and/or look like normal things that would be in a room.

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heliolisk:

I dont think ive ever felt more of a personal connection to a cartoon character than I do to Squidward

heliolisk:

I dont think ive ever felt more of a personal connection to a cartoon character than I do to Squidward

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I'm in love with you, and I'm not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things. I'm in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we're all doomed and that there will come a day when all our labor has been returned to dust, and I know the sun will swallow the only earth we'll ever have, and I am in love with you.”

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